Online Casino Help

This is a pretty cool list that I found at Gamblingjokes.com. You have likely heard a good number of top 10 lists in your lifetime. This one focuses on gambling, giving you the five signs that you are out of control, even obsessed with online gambling. Give it a good reading over and see if any of them sound familiar or “ring true.” I hope that you enjoy it and have fun with it. A good laugh or too can be very helpful and healthful.

1. You go to a hockey game and wonder what happened to the dealers and boxman.

2. When an ambulance passes with flashing lights, you assume someone hit a “hand pay.”

3. When your kid says math “came easy” today, you ask if it was a 4,6,8 or 10.

4. You go into a shoe store and ask if they have 4, 6, or 8 deck.

5. When your English professor says the author made his point; you ask if he pressed or not.

6. You hear the bible story where Lazarus is told to “Come out”, and you ask for a 2-way C & E.

7. You show up early at the bakery to take advantage of the hot rolls.

8. You wonder if a salad shooter is really a gambling device.

9. When the bartender asks if you want a “double”, you say not against an ace.

10. You go into a 7-11 and ask to play the “don’t.”